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LICK ME!  |
I've been lucky, all the cats I've ever owned were calm and not really messy
I don't have a clue what's going on in that picture, but I'm sure your house stinks like dry cat food now |
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Well actually I did have a cat almost kill me partially on accident once when I was living in Greenville, though
It was lying on the back of one of our huge puffy chairs and when I walked by, I petted it it turned over on it's back and did that little kick thing with it's back legs that cats do sometimes when they're irritated and one of his claws caught the vein running down the inside of my forearm and ripped my forearm and that vein wide ass open I bled so quickly and so profusely that I apparently passed out almost the entire time my Mom was at work and my roommate was gone to her baby daddy house I came to and I had a whole roll of paper towels stretched from the holder in the kitchen out to where I had passed out and half the roll was wrapped around my arm and dry with shit tons of blood on it and everywhere else It was nuts trying to explain to everyone what happened, they didn't believe me and thought I was suicidal, which at the time I honestly wasn't, it was just a freak accident Oddly enough, that cat was my favorite cat from that point onward |
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they tear the lid off the big plastic box and knock the box over. then they over eat until they throw up, and they weigh almost double what they should. and they never shut up
i once cut the vein on my arm on accident too while babysitting and the blood ran down my arm onto my hands and as i was trying to run to the bathroom to get a towel i got blood all over places i didnt realize like the carpet, the light switches, the kids toys on the floor yeah it was gross. i got fired for that |
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I was drunk as hell, that's why I bled so much
it was kind of funny in a freak accident kind of way but I could have died losing that much blood during a point in my life where that just wasn't an option, it freaked me out a little to be honest at the time lol nothing says "you're a great employee" like getting blood all over the house and on all the kids toys, you emo I wouldn't have fired you, I'd have made you clean that shit up though |
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they didn't notice till later and called house like "maybe you shouldn't come back next week"
i think i was bending down to get something under the computer desk and there was like a metal piece that was sticking off of this ghetto shit and it scraped my arm mostly but then tore into the end and the skin was all falling off i was probably 14 or 15 so it was most likely very stupid and i think i drank cough syrup when the kid fell asleep... or something |
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sippin on lean huh
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today i woke up late, went to work and got suspended for putting a user on hold while they installed something and BS'd in communicator w/ a few people. apparentally the screencaptured one of the people i was BSing with and someone in the chat called me out for putting the user on hold instead of talking to them about the weather or some shit. they took my badge for the door and sent me home. gotta go in tomorrow to hear the final word on if i still have a job
going to play some MW2 and take my frustrations out w/ a .50 cal |
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LOL
afk bs'ing |
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slut member |
you BS'd?
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24-7 playboi
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just fyi i was not fired. did lose out on the promotion type deal but was pretty much told i'm a shoe in for the next group they take which is in a month
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Sister Fucker |
never happened. this is a lie |
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rofl
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Tuesday nights on ABC |
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gayer than premium denim  |
currently watching The Invention of Lying.
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just got back from a superbowl shindig
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I worked. I listened to Final Fantasy.
Now I'm going to go to the gym and listen to a podcast about JRR Tolkien. |
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the girl Im talking to currently said she hated LoTR, Im not sure what to make of it.
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Commodore LXIV |
it means she doesn't like nerdy motherfucking fantasy shit.
I'd recommend not inviting her to join your guild or D&D tuesdays. |
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thats the weird part, she does like nerdy fantasy shit, just not LoTR.
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and I gave up WoW years ago, no more guild bullshit.
nothing wrong with some d&d though |
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Commodore LXIV |
then she probably just bothered by the fact that they speak english instead of some kind of fantasy language with subtitles throughout the film.
or by how much of a pussy elijah wood is. |
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that would have been so annoying if they actually did that.
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Commodore LXIV |
I watch foreign films occasionally. after a while you don't really notice that you're reading subtitles.
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I have a habit of turning up the volume, even though that doesn't make any kind of difference. |
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thats different, subbed is far superior to dubbed. American voice actors are terrible. I only watch animie that is subbed |
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Yeah a lot of Anime is unwatchable if you listen to the english dubs.
And I can't stand watching live action movies that are dubbed. |
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Commodore LXIV |
I like to watch fan subs that don't fix the syntax, so every sentence is really awkward and sort of hilarious.
I'm actually not nerdy enough to watch subbed anime, but I had to make an exception for Persona: Trinity Soul. |
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Pale Skinned Wonder |
I went to school, then made foods
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i can watch anything dubbed. and nice mug alej
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Pale Skinned Wonder |
thanks!
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gayer than premium denim |
if you keep owning all the cool stuff then there'll be none left for the rest of us
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grilled cheese in this motherfucker |
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Pale Skinned Wonder |
schyeah, mother fuckeeeeeers!
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around the fur |
Today just started so ill share yesterday.
Woke up at 11:30am, had sex, watched cartoons played yahtzee, made breakfast, had sex, gym, shower, chick fil a, went to austin, record store, then to a frank turner show It was super fun. |
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yahtzee!
i rolled some dice at a bar yesterday. if you rolled 5 of the same you win 1000 bucks wow i lost. i am a loser. today i did school. someone said they saw a girl with no coat on all bloody waiting at a bus stop and we all laughed. no one was concerned about this girl that prob got mugged waiting for a bus i thought it was odd |
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but you still laughed
LOL COBRA |
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yeah i did
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Pale Skinned Wonder |
I made a tuna & cheez-its grilled cheese sandwich.
It fucking rocks! |
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Commodore LXIV |
I went to work.
I bought 99 cent sushi. I'm still alive. |
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Pale Skinned Wonder |
Alive but how's your asshole? I just realized the mayonnaise expired. |
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Commodore LXIV |
it's soft and tight, thanks for asking.
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