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What if I were to tell you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKRSYAuSNg Is that something you might be interested in? |
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lard baby, lard
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Sister Fucker |
if i lived in chandler arizona i would be at the place 2-3 times a week. eating and jurking my dick off under the table. god damn that is a dream come true!
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I'd eat everything in that restaurant except for the owner and most of the customers
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that does look good. someone should introduce them to the wonderful world of deep fry battering EVERYTHING!!!!!!
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jesus !!!
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Hellllooooooooo nurse
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Makes me wanna lard up some buns
This guy is a hero |
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i have a vibrator and butter you can go to town on your buns all night |
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LICK ME! |
First off all
Butter and lard are two entirely different things and neither have proper viscosity to use as a sexual lubricant, plus being that one is pig fat and the other is fermented milk, they'd probably cause a nasty infection Second of all, that wasn't even sexual innuendo in the first place Keep talking sexy to me, though, it's turning me on |
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for some reason i dont think you'd get an infection from putting butter up your ass. i mean poop comes through there. you can eat butter, but you cant eat poop, so I think you should test it and post pictures
and butter and lard share many of the same qualities, including consistency and the fact that they are both oily would make sticking a vibrator up your ass a little easier again, you got to test it out http://lmgtfy.com/?q=can+stick...give+me+an+infection no good results  |
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Actually, I'll bite, if only momentarily.
Perhaps you have a valid point about the chances of infection. I currently only have tub butter, and I'm not exactly sure yet how I would stick that up my ass, unless, of course, I stuck the whole tub up my ass. I'm not really looking forward to that or really sticking anything up my ass at this juncture, however, I shall procure a stick of real butter and smear it upon my asshole and document the results. Perhaps with pictures, as long as you don't mind the low quality. You're right, butter and lard do in fact share many of the same qualities. I have a tube of lube, though, and for any other purposes than to facilitate scientific and biological research, I'd much rather use the product that I already have that is actually intended for the purpose of doing what you suggest. |
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You can't consume large amounts of lubricants without having to call poison control.
You were better off eating butter out of a black mans asshole. Where is Travous? |
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my boyfriend looked at the history on this computer and saw the google search for "can i get an infection from sticking butter up my ass" along with a few other things related to anus and butter
i winked at him, but i dont think he liked it |
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Are you the same ho-bag that banged her boyfriends brother, and lived out the next two years of her life in a car?
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LICK ME! |
Who said anything about eating the lube?
Check this out, because this is extremely important and you will need to understand and remember this in the very near future; I have taken over this topic. This topic is East Germany and I am motherfucking Adolf Hitler. Wearing a tailored Karl Lagerfield suit. I am writing this from my Porsche. Now that's all out of the way and you fully understand that I'm practically balling like whoa in this particular topic, you must understand that this is a conversation between myself and the young lady pertaining to scientific and biological research. By normal regulatory standards, I should have your Mexican balls cut off and made into a change purse, but for the time being, I'm just, you know, chillin'. It's a Wednesday morning, and I am pretty lifted and not really concerned with your shit. |
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And Travous is a black man in Atlanta.
He's either eating chicken, or stealing someone's television. Possibly both. That wasn't so hard to conclude, now was it? |
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Nice. |
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Tuesday nights on ABC |
dude, if you wrote a novel i would read it because it would be a) fucked up b) humorous c) educational and plus you just have a way with words and descriptions. |
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Thank you, Mongo.
I shall thank you for that comment in the foreward of my memoirs. And send you a free, signed copy. |
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I think you're more likely to OD, and if you do, do it on camera.
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brb od'ing and o'ing
(for those of you who aren't a baller, the 'o' looks like a ball. get it?) |
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werd
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If you can possibly overdose on blue Xanax and marijuana, yeah, you're right, I likely will OD.
At any rate, that's neither here nor there and not helpful towards our studies even in the very least. However, when I decide to do my anthropological study on the effects of (possibly illegal?) immigration on the United States, I will come back and reference whatever you post, so feel free to continue. I'm pretty indifferent about it at this point, actually. |
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Now, to continue where we were interrupted from.
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Should I try both butter and lard?
Would Manteca suffice in place of lard? We have to establish a clear plan before I go risking my health in the name of scientific and biological research. You know, to cover my own ass. Before I cover my own ass with butter and lard. |
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Manteca is lard, and horse the band is shit.
I liked your better when you were less full of fail. |
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Manteca is shortening and lard.
I agree that HORSE the band is shit. Speaking of failure, you spelled 'you' wrong. |
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Just thought I'd point that out, since that's what we're doing with this topic now.
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o'rly?
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agreed. was going to post the same thing but was beaten to it that place looks awesome. omnomnom |
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50 cent with spell check |
I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING!
 Oh yeah baby! |
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she has such nice legs I love a woman's legs so nice |
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omfg that looks amazing and Im stealing it for my facebook to inform my people.
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