Put your palm on a lens and photograph it?

Wow, if I only knew how easy it was.

An alternative joke:

"Post a picture of the System of a Down self-titled album on the internet?"

no dear, thats how to turn a woman on.

and then theres the wee ones..

It really comes down to what kind of woman you got.

I mean, go ahead and hit a black chick. Go ahead and hit a redhead. But don't fucking go to sleep for a LONG while afterward.

who the hell slaps with an open palm?

boys with little hands?

not that I would know anything about that, I'm just here to beat a bitch skull in