i used to goto AJ's all the time.. my best friends girl was a waitress there.. she didnt dance.. but it was cool hanging out after it closed with the dancers..
always go when im in reno with my buddys..
its really not that big of a deal.. its just some naked bitches and sometimes they're just dead in the eyes so its kind of lame..
i havent been to a deftones show in like 5 years for that reason.. bitches showing up trashed on stage.. dude cant take care of his voice to save his life.. lame..
Female strip clubs around here are weird.... Half the girls are basically meth freaks, and it's really not so attractive. The other half are mexican girls with yellow orange hair and shaved eyebrows that look drown on by a Sharpie. I've only been once though.
I went to a male strip club the first time with Ida when I turned 18. There was this BIG ginormous black dude that was dressed up as "The Ice Cream Man".... he gave us popsicles. At that age I couldn't drink any alcohol and the whole trip was basically Ida and me just giggling like little girls.
I went again in May or something because my friend's friend was judging some "strip off" and it was a bunch of strippers from all over Texas and it was free for her to bring 2 guests. I kinda still giggled a lot, but mostly it was gross. I only touched one stripper and his legs were fucking NASTY feeling. Like, stubble. It is not natural for men to shave their legs. At least I didn't touch a dude wearing a banana hammock though. haha
this real cute girl with light black skin made me nut in my pants once at a strip club.
i accidentally gave her $40 instead of $20 for a lap dance. then she like got on top of me and took her bra off and slid her panties off while she was standing right over me. my face was like a few inches away from her shaved snatch.
she had pretty nice b cups and a nice tight cooter. and it was sweet cause i could just be stupid and sit there and gawk at her.
i didn't have to be smooth, talk to her, or make jokes or anything. she just went to work.
but yeah she just squeezed my hard-on through my pants and rubbed and grinded against me like mad crazy and sat on my lap and straddled me while she was butt naked. this was going on for like 2 or 4 songs and i was just thinking about doing her, so i tightened my leg muscles and curled my toes and managed to bust one out.
it must have been awkward when my huge boner just all-of-the-sudden disappeared. messy. but i don't think it counts as premature ejaculation, so i'm not embarrassed.
then i went to the bathroom to clean up, but it was sick because my friend reminded me that's where all the dirty old guys go to jerk it.
Originally posted by poopie head: you're not one of the old dirty guys. you're a dirty young one that nuts in his pants.
that girl was very adamant about making it happen. i don't think she would have stopped until i did.
usually the strippers want to make it quick and move on, but this one was actually hanging on me. probably because at the time i was young, naive, good-looking, and had a pocketful of money. she used my raging hormones to her advantage.
i was just getting high and reminiscing about that night.
it was like the only time i've gone to a strip club and immersed myself in stripper bitches. probably because i blew like $300 and was pissed at myself the next day.
on the cab ride there, the cabbie had a girl with who was asking us how she could party. on the cab ride back, our cabbie tried to "take the long way" until we set him straight.
lol i remember taking two flasks filled with tanqueray and hennessey because you weren't supposed to drink alcohol and all they had was $8 red bulls.
me and my two buddies were just laughing and judging the girls most of the time. they had some pretty sweet contests/games and stuff. and i randomly remember they played deftones "crenshaw" over the stereo.
one of the dude's i went with is actually in a glamrock band that played in other strip clubs around the city (he said they were the "classsier" ones). lol he looked like he was straight out of GNR and he girlfriend was a stripper, but he always referred to them as "stripper bitches". he said he would bring some to my house, but after feeling the coffee table, he said it might break.
..ah random thoughts...
the funniest part was when my friend threw a $20 on the stage when everybody else was tossing singles. people were like pointing out the $20 on the floor and laughing uncontrollably because the stripper bitch wasn't one of the better looking ones.
