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That is a brown dog.
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Yeah it is more brownish than outright fawn but it still doesn't change the fact that the name is fucking stupid and that Ryan is unfortunately what became of a fetus that the twisted coathanger only partially got rid of.
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I like how only one or two people actually listed colognes that fit the description of what the guy was looking for.
Yeah Gucci is great. Sure, all the bitches love it. It costs 50 something an ounce. Hoppes No. 9 only costs $15 a quart and makes you smell like a man that owns guns and not a half Polynesian trying-to-be-metrosexual that can't fucking adhere to simple instructions. |
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Who the fuck names their dog 'Cocaine' except for a nigger or a wannabe nigger anyway is what I'm curious to know.
It's probably one of those fake half-Boxer half-Lab Pits that he bought from his old dummy crack hook up when he should have been spending time with his kid. |
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yeah i thought i kinda hinted at what i was looking for with gravity and old spice suggestions
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i got some chanel stuff for christmas that is awesome
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samples cost like 5 bucks tops (but are usually free or 1 or 2 dollars) and they last you a good while (unless you like to overdo it)
and you might actually get laid wearing it. ive had my jean paul gaultier sample for a month now and its still going, i use it about twice a week |
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yeah, because who doesn't want a chick who'd spread because you smell good
next week she'll spread because the mail came early week after that she'll spread because she got an extra pickle on her McRib eventually she'll look like a vacuum bag and she'll spread when the guy holding the Bud Light tells her she's still pretty |
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then what the fuck is the point of wearing any at all?
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at least my fuckin suggestion helps you SAVE money AND smell better than your suggestion.
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for most of you, to cover up the smell of booze and dirty sex so that you don't remind yourself of your own parents
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you do realize I'm fucking around, right
personally, I like all the colognes you suggested except for Burberry but that's because it kills my lungs for some reason there's something in it that I must be allergic to, I suppose but yeah holla @ P.Nis for more info you know how we do |
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i should check the mail. i'd spread just to get a mcrib |
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I know where to get them
holla @ P.Nis for more info |
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holla at P.Nis for all the info about where the mcrib at
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you know how we do
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yeah i think weed and budweiser and camels are some sort of cologne
we can sit around and get started before we head out and i can go into a bar after one spray of whatever and run into ladyfriend who wants a hug and get "YOU SMELL GOOOD" |
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You can buy Curve for men on the cheap. Its under 30.... and it smells clean and nice.
I like men to wear cologne.. mine doesn't but he uses just different scented deoderants and the combo of that and whatever body wash he uses smells good all day. Its probably axe or something equally cheesey. |
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Curve is good and dates itself rather well unlike a lot of your Ralph Laurens and Davidoffs and Givenchys and Calvins
Good call, Kiley |
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I had the whole set up with the cologne, the deodorant and the shampoo when it first came out and I loved that shit
The whole set was fairly cheap too, though I didn't buy it, it was a gift from a gay guy You know gay guys know their shit about smelling good, they constantly gotta cover up all the butt sex and shame from their Daddy |
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so chicks actually get into dudes wearing cologne?
i never bothered with it because i always thought soap, shampoo, and deodorant were good enough |
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In old days you were supposed to stink like sweat if you were a male, that actually attracted MORE females
And conversely, females were supposed to smell like period blood In modern times, everybody is ridiculously vain, a faker and a flauger, though They've been subconciously taught that you're supposed to devoid your body of natural chemicals and smell like manufactured ones |
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wearing colgne just always seemed like you were trying too hard beyond middle school
maybe you guys have already been over this i don't feel like reading this whole topic |
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i don't really get off on women wearing perfume/fragrances either
hair smelling good from girl shampoo is a definite plus, but that's really all you need |
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What's not to like about a pleasant smell? Its not necessary if your soap is doing enough, but yea, some chicks like it. Unless you're one of those dudes that sprays himself like 10 times and its over powering. Then its best to not bother. |
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Some girls honestly still like the smell of a dirty guy and some guys like the smell of a dirty girl
It's all basically a product of modern advertisement telling you that you must smell like this cologne or that perfume, and wearing manufactured scents actually lessens your chances of finding a suitable partner |
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Sometimes you just gotta fucking stink
Watch any nature show pertaining to mating, it's not really rocket science Although it is natural science |
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i think this may be part of the problem i've known plenty of dudes that do this and i never could understand how anyone could find it appealing |
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Best shampoo for girls to use ever is Victorias Secret So Sexy shampoo. I use that and I catch my dude smelling my hair.
My bestfriend bought it and her dude was doing the same. The smell just sticks. Its a nice smell.  |
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I'm going to say this
Any woman wearing Sweet Pea automatically turns me on no matter what they look like just by smell You could literally look like Sloth from the Goonies but if you come through smelling like Sweet Pea, you're 100% more smashable to Dean |
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Hahaha it has nothing to do with advertising. Id rather smell clean scented cologne than body odor. Call me crazy |
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It's like wearing a 50 foot tall neon sign above your head that reads "Please fuck the shit out of me. Please." in all-caps
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But it is advertising, Kiley And damn good advertising at that |
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plain man smell is good as long as it's not coupled with b.o. pit smell gross
i feel really sick and i want to die i have so much shit to do i cant do it cos it piled up too high and now there's just a huge pile of shit |
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may the force be with you?
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